why do they call a banana a banana- why isn't it called a yellow.
(in a sentence)
the teacher says "jimmy, what is for lunch today? he replies "my
mom packed me a yellow and a jelly sandwich.
ps. they call an orange an orange.
stupid question #2- 9/11/04
has anybody ever asked you how much your hair cost?
how about the funbags?
stupid idea/comment #3- 9/17/04
(it is late night/early mornin'... i just saw mofro, a great band with a cool front house guy/person--chris)
next time i am going to wear a penguin suit and let people
squeeze my beak.
stupid comment #4- 9/20/04
you look like a flying pig chewing on a green piece of carrot
stupid comment #5- 9/26/04
what the hell is wrong with you
stupid question & answer #6- 9/30/04
have you heard the latest news?-------------
neither have i.
stupid comment & remark #7- 10/8/04
i approve this message:
go suck an egg you big goofball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stupid comment & remark #8- 12/18/2004
i'm back...... new computer, but same ol' life.
i sware there was a fly on your chest. i was just trying to catch it?
funny question from a caller #9- 2/3/2005
i was at work at 1pm on a wed. and i answered the phone. the caller on the other end said... after i said...
me: ... may i help you...
caller: are you open?
me: (thinking) no- this is my cell phone- call back in two minutes and we will open