stupid quote #1- 9/9/04

why do they call a banana a banana- why isn't it called a yellow. (in a sentence) the teacher says "jimmy, what is for lunch today? he replies "my mom packed me a yellow and a jelly sandwich. ps. they call an orange an orange.

stupid question #2- 9/11/04
has anybody ever asked you how much your hair cost?
how about the funbags?

stupid idea/comment #3- 9/17/04
(it is late night/early mornin'... i just saw mofro, a great band with a cool front house guy/person--chris)

next time i am going to wear a penguin suit and let people squeeze my beak.

stupid comment #4- 9/20/04
you look like a flying pig chewing on a green piece of carrot

stupid comment #5- 9/26/04
what the hell is wrong with you

stupid question & answer #6- 9/30/04
have you heard the latest news?-------------
neither have i.

stupid comment & remark #7- 10/8/04
i approve this message:
go suck an egg you big goofball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stupid comment & remark #8- 12/18/2004
i'm back...... new computer, but same ol' life.
i sware there was a fly on your chest. i was just trying to catch it?

funny question from a caller #9- 2/3/2005
i was at work at 1pm on a wed. and i answered the phone. the caller on the other end said... after i said...
me: ... may i help you...
caller: are you open?
me: (thinking) no- this is my cell phone- call back in two minutes and we will open

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